There were three major things I wanted to see in Yellowstone: Old Faithful, the Grand Prismatic Spring and Mammoth Falls. I was on the road by 6:20am and heading towards Old Faithful when I saw a sign that read "geysers and hot springs and shit" so I had to stop (I might be paraphrasing the sign).
Now, I saw amazing phenomena; geothermal hot springs. Incredible really. But it was at this point (7am) that I started to realize I might not be in the best mood today.
I was appreciating nature, but irritated by people around me.
There are signs everywhere that say "do not touch" or "scalding water will burn", but some moron sticks his hand in one of the hot springs and then tells his friend to do the same. I was tired, I was sore from sleeping on the ground and now I was cranky with the human race.
As a side note, here are a few other MORONS just begging to be mauled to death and I was going to let it happen. I was going to video it, if the situation presented itself.
Anyway, I went to Old Faithful. I stopped along the way for maybe 5 minutes to get water out of the trunk and take a picture of trees or something.
When I got to Old Faithful, I started walking towards the geysers and I saw a huge plume of steam, hundreds of feet in the air. By the time I got there, I realized I had missed the eruption by like two minutes and would have to wait 90 minutes to see it myself.
I knew this was a possibility and it was still early in the day, so I didn't mind so much. I got breakfast, futzed around and then got a front row seat with hundreds of other tourists. About 20 minutes until the eruption, two children sat next to me and said everything that came to their little brains. Namely, "Gosh this is taking a long time. What time is it? What time is it now? This is taking a long time. This better be worth it or else. Okay let's count down. 10, 9, 8, 7. No. No. 10, much slower now, ten...nine...eight...two years later...7...3 years later...6." My patience was at an all-time low. It was a miracle I said nothing to these children or their parents.
When Old Faithful blew, the kids were still talking, so any video I have, these crazy kids are in it.
|When I missed it by a few minutes|
|I wasn't the only one waiting for a show|
I waited in line and waited and waited and realized that today was going to be about waiting. I said to myself, "I don't care if I have to wait 2 hours. This is why I'm at Yellowstone".
I finally got a spot, it was perfect and I walked up the ramp with all the other tourists.
At the top, what I saw took my breath away. To say I felt like I was on another planet does not come close to how I felt. How did the Earth make this? How is this possible? I...I....look at this...
|I saw this as I was walking up to it. "oooh, pretty blue," I thought...little did I know...|
|It would get better...|
|I mean, I know these are all shots of the same thing but I couldn't get enough!|
And that wasn't even the only thing up there! There was the bluest, clearest lake you'd ever want to swim in...only the water was boiling.
Okay, I know this is has been a long blog but there are two more things I'd like to talk about.
First, I was driving away from the Grand Prismatic Spring and had about an hour and a half left until I was exiting via the North Entrance. 16 miles (or so) down the road there was traffic. So much traffic that I turned my car off because I figured it was going to be a while.
The woman in front of me got out of her car to get her camera from the trunk (you've seen this picture above) but the problem was, a small herd of bison was walking towards us on the other side of the street! My windows were all down.
As soon as I saw the bison, I turned my car on, rolled all my windows up except for the driver's and snapped a bunch of pictures. One bison looked me in the eye and either tripped a little or took an intentional step towards me, at which point I audibly said, "Nuh Uh!" and rolled my window all the way up, while all my sphincters tightened.
The bison continued on his way with the others, at a very slow pace, but was two arm lengths from me. Awesome!
The last thing I would like to talk about is Mammoth Hot Springs. I was maybe 10 minutes from leaving the park when I see Mammoth Hot Springs on my left. There is a huge white rock face with steam pouring out of it and a waterfall of boiling water, but I had seen so much that I was overwhelmed. Again I spoke out loud. "Nope. Do not care." And with that I drove out of the park and into Montana. I will leave that story for the next blog.