Oakland, CA to Oslo Norway (day 1)

Ah, yes. This again. I always forget the commitment of writing a blog while on a holiday. The part after the nine hour flight (with three hours sleep), followed by a walking tour and dinner, where all my body desires is a bed and sleep, but I owe it you myself and to YOU to write this blog. I'll sleep when I get home in 14 days! With that in mind, please forgive any spelling or grammar mistakes or if I leave out parts of sentences or words.

This morning (Saturday Sept 16 in Berkeley) started with a last minute cleaning of the house, cleaning out the fridge, packing up and double checking lists. We dropped our cat, Isabel, off at Kate's house to have a little vacation of her own (she is not on board with this so far, but we're hoping she will loosen up over the next week or so).

Krista and I took a Lyft to Oakland airport and had full on belly laughs with our driver. She was seriously a riot! We ended up talking about a great movie/story idea which included "silly string hand" superpowers! I'm going to have to write that one day.

The line at the airport looked quite long, but actually zoomed by. The woman checking us in was also a jokester, suggesting that I start a fight with the airport sheriff ("a fat guy who would not chase you down") for not getting free upgrades to better seats. "I'm not starting stuff with a cop at an airport!" I do have boundaries after all.

We grabbed a bite to eat, in case the food was limited or lousy on the flight. Krista and I both called our folks for a last minute check up before boarding. And then our row was called and we made our way on the plane.

We were flying Norwegian Airlines in economy, row 8. The flight attendant greeting us was a handsome Spanish man (most of the crew seemed like they were based out of Barcelona and spoke Spanish to each other when asking for refills for the food cart, etc). He wore a uniform of a funky checked suit and vest (gray and black). It was the second best uniform (to me) after Virgin. Loved it.

So, we walk past first/business class and saw that our seats were in the back of a section, bulkhead behind us and before we got there, FEAR struck that we might not be able to recline. The distance between seats (side-to-side and to the seats in front of us) was tight, but we could recline (PHEW!) and there were some FANCY things. The touchscreen for movies/entertainment/ordering snacks was big and new. There was a 3D flight tracker, which was easy to navigate and beautiful to look at.

The windows seemed HUGE. Not only HUGE but there were no window shades. Instead there were dimmers! Like adjustable sunglasses.

It was amazing to see the sun coming up (while we were flying over Greenland)....and what's this?! The "smart lighting" in the plane matched the color and brightness of the sky outside. The greeting video mentioned all kinds of other cool features that help reduce jet lag and provide cleaner, fresher air for the flight. Overall, I loved the seat, the view and the screen.

When it came time to sleep, after a mediocre dinner of chicken and rice (but an awesome small jar of cake!), I slapped on my eye mask, reclined the seat and fell asleep for three solid hours. When I woke up, I noticed that I was sitting bolt upright. I reclined again, watched Arrival and slowly (imperceptibly slowly) my seat would incline to upright. It was the only real glitch of the flight and sort of funny after a while. I'd be like 3 inches from the screen in front of me, laugh at how ridiculous it was and recline again.

Krista and I also watched 1/2 of The Secret Life of Walter Mitty, which we discussed doing weeks ago. In it, he goes to Greenland and Iceland. We thought it would be cute.

Overall, there was very little turbulence and the flight was smooth. The flight attendants basically ignore you if you haven't purchased the food plan (which we had) but we found their focused attention, or lack there of to some customers, interesting.

So, about 15 minutes from landing, the pilot says, "If you take a look out the left side of the plane, you will see a nice view of Oslo." And boy was it. A crisp, surprisingly warm day. (PICTURE TO COME)

(((Fast forward through the typical customs story))) Krista's friends Chuck and Dag met us right outside customs and drove us to our hotel. Let me say that the drive from the airport to Oslo city was something like 40 minutes and I'm not always great in a car, so I had to pull over to get some fresh air and walk around. This led us on a brief but fascination driving tour of the East Side of Oslo. We saw the prison, the police station and Grønlund area (apparently it used to be a big area for migrants, but not so much anymore).

Finally, we reached the "Posh West side of Oslo" and arrived at the Smarthotel Oslo. Chuck recommended the hotel as one of the cheaper options in Oslo. We checked in, went to our room and laughed hysterically and how cute and small it was. Krista said, "It's like a train car." We loved it! We live in a small studio apartment and will only be staying here for one night, so the charm of an adorably small room was not lost on us.

We cleaned up, took impossibly brief naps and went on a walking tour with Chuck and Dag. I snapped a bunch of pictures. Hopefully, i can add captions later, because I'm SURE I won't remember what it was I was looking at. Theatres, Ibsen, Nobel Peace Prize, a castle and much much more were on the friend-tour, but my sleepy brain could not retain it. I will say, where we walked was flat (easy to walk) and beautiful. It is very safe and though the people might bump into you (personal space much?), it was so lovely!

Trolls, the're big here!

Then the boys took us to dinner at Akers Mek where we had salads and meatballs. "That's lingonberry sauce on the side," said Chuck. "Oh, I've BEEN to Ikea," replied Krista. The food was great. Even the salad had yummy grilled (and possibly caramelized) cheese.

Chocolate Fondan

After dessert, the boys had done their job as hosts and kept us up to a respectable hour (to avoid jet lag) and we walked home to the hotel.

Couple of quick thoughts before I pass out from exhaustion.

Today is Sunday (Sept 17 here in Oslo...it's been a long day!) and most stores are closed. Even grocery stores are closed all day. I seems like a throwback to a more religious time, where the gov't made it "wrong" to work on Sundays to people wouldn't feel pressured to choose between God and country.

Walking back at night, though the sky was dark, there was so much light. The buildings all seemed to have lights highlighting just how dang nice they looked. Or I was very tired and everything was hazy with euphoria.

And that's day one done! Tomorrow we meet up for breakfast at the hotel, which I have been told should be a heck of a spread! Then we're off to walk around town before taking the train back to the Oslo airport and flying to Alesund for the next part of our Norwegian adventures!